"Our new vacuum cleaner"
"It's my shoes, honest!"
Jokes from the Classroom
"Today we're going to have
an X Rated movie. You're going to see a Film Strip!"
"You shouldn't be concerned about this examination
I'm giving. Why
I took it last night and made a C+."
"Don't take me literally
when I say keep your eyes on the board and
I'll go through it again."
"What is a chain store?"
"A biker's accessory shop."
Revenge of the Cheerleader
Once another teacher and I convinced a group of cheer
the reason basketball referees take the ball out of bounds is
it with a left handed ball for left handed players. We explained
air was pumped into it from a different side to give it balance.
later one of those cheer leaders got even by becoming a teacher
and when I was first retired and substituting she requested me
English class. The plans she left for me were printed from right
left. She explained that all she had to write on was left handed
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